Brothers and sisters of the troll brotherhood. Through the past couple months we have seen our fair share of trollable events ranging from Obama's presidency to emos to Baby Cakes and Gamestop. However one of the greatest events of our time has just arrived. The fandom and utter faggotry surrounding the Twilight books was astounding to say the least but now with the release of the film teenage girls everywhere have become utterly enslaved by this retarded franchise. Sadly enough with the release of the movie many men have fallen victim as well. They are now the most easily trolled fad group in existence and we can not let this go by un-lulled.

We must mobilize and carry out strategic trolling of these crazy fanatics. I suggest a full bombardment of Twilight RPGs, forums, fan sites, facebook groups, myspace pages and book/movie reviews. Also make sure to tell the 16 year old girl in the caf bragging about her reading the series 4 times that shes a retard and Edward likes dick up his ass.

Thank you for you time,
Now get the fuck out and troll.